Q. What is the difference between a sin and shame? It’s a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.
Q. Why don’t they have any toilet paper in KFC? A. Because its finger licking good!
Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ???…… A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face
Q. Why doesn’t a chicken wear pants? A: Because his pecker is on his head!
Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. Cover me im going in!
Q. Why dont blind men skydive? A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog
Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur? A. Mega-saur-ass
Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ? A. 3 Stone!
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
Q. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas? A. Sandy Claus!
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A. It’s Christmas, Eve.
The sentence “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.” Uses every letter in the alphabet.
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law , that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
More people celebrate their birthdays in August than in any other month.
The world’s largest birthday cake was created in 1989 it weighed 128,238 pounds, 8 oz. and used 16,209 pounds of icing.
The most common birth date is October 5 and the least common is May 22 in U.S.A.
The average age kids begin to use a microwave is seven.
It takes an average person seven minutes to fall asleap on an average night.
99% of India’s truck drivers can’t read road signs.
Nearly 6% of all marriage proposals are made over the telephone.
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball
When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop, even your heart
Ice covers about 15% of the earth.
Only 6% of all coupons printed are ever redeemed.
19% of men say they wouldn’t mind being stupid as long as they had the perfect body.
If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the 37th richest country on earth.
If you change all of Bill Gate’s money to US$1 notes, you can make a road from the earth to moon